Extra Cheese

by Soggy Potato Chips

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Extra Cheese 03:20
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I don`t wanna die Please don`t let me die `Cause it`s been like two hours since I last saved... I`m so deep in thought, playing this game That I haven`t even realized how far I`ve came I`ve found so many items, and gained so much wealth But now I`ve come down to 10% health I`ve got no cure potions, I`m out of MP And there`s no way out of this that I can see There`s monsters everywhere, their numbers are growing And it`s looking more and more like I`m going to die I don`t wanna die I don`t wanna die I don`t wanna die I don`t wanna die I don`t wanna die Help meee I don`t wanna die I should`ve bought more potions when I was in town But I had no idea this cave would go so far down I`m trying to be careful not to get hit But if there was ever a time to panic, this is it I`m shaking and shivering and starting to sweat But I gotta get a grip, `cause I`m not dead yet I don`t want all this time to go to waste But it`s looking a lot like I`m gonna learn the taste of death I don`t wanna die I don`t wanna die I think I`m gonna die I can`t die now I should`ve played Tetris instead I don`t wanna die This song is stupid I don`t wanna die Ehhh nooo Do you know any button codes? Maybe the Konami code will do something Nope Ehhhh All this time I`ve put in I want my mommy My health meter is flashing red If I take one more hit and I`m gonna be dead But then suddenly I see some light The end of the cave is in my sight So all the effort paid back a bunch `Cause now I can save and eat some lunch I`m 10 feet away, I see no threat When my cat comes in and steps on the reset button...
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Question mark
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I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I wasn't manufactured for your enjoyment I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not gonna take over the world for its destroyment I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I don't run on programming code I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot In my childhood I growed and growed 'Cause I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot Why does everyone think I'm machine? Could it be all these buttons and switches and screens? Everybody points and says "look at that android If you make him mad we'll all be destroyed!" I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not a robot, can't you see? I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not a robot, you don't have to flee I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not made of tin or silver I'm not a robot, I'm not a robot I'm not a robot, this line doesn't rhyme
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The last cup of coffee is the worst cup of coffee ('Cause) it's bitter and nasty and it tastes like mud! (You know) The last cup of coffee is the worst cup of coffee ('Cause) the bottom of the coffee pot has all those grounds and crud But I wanted it anyway!!! You drank the last cup of coffee! You drank the last cup of coffee! You drank the last cup of coffee! You drank the last cup of coffee! I didn't even GET ANY!!!
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You are so good to me, Eggplant Mike... I don't know what I could ever do If I didn't have a friend like you You are so good to me, Eggplant Mike You know I'd never cheat you I could never expect a better friend You're always with me to the end You are so good to me, Eggplant Mike And I can't wait to eat you You are so good to me Eggplant Mike, With parmesan cheese I love you Eggplant Mike... So delicious...
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Off The Wall 00:11
That's off the wall!
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The other side of the pillow is the Coolest side of the pillow I like using the other side of the Pillow because of how cool it is I think the other side of the pillow Is a pretty cool guy Eh is nice and cool and doesn't Afraid of anything Those who make too many short songs That lack any rhyming Will never be nearly as cool As the other side of the pillow
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Back 00:24
Back! Front! Back! Front! Back! Front! Back! Front! Back/Front!
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Yogurt 02:57
Once upon a time in the mid-to-late 90's I looked into the fridge, there was one yogurt left I asked my mom, "Can I have the last yogurt?" She said "No you can't that wouldn't be fair" A couple hours later I went into my mom's room I saw my brother in the dark he said "Go away" I said I don't have to and I turned on the light And I saw my brother on the bed eating the last yogurt I said "hey you're not supposed to eat the last yogurt I was really hungry but mom didn't let me have it" I ran out to tell my mom, "he ate the last yogurt" He followed me out and my mom looked nervous It wasn't long at all before my brother confessed My mom told him that he could have the last yogurt She told him to hide so that I wouldn't see That she told my brother that he could have the last yogurt I couldn't believe what I was hearing My heart just melted down into my feet How could she let him have the last yogurt It's been a decade and I still hold a grudge I wanted some delicious yogurt so badly Why couldn't she let me have the last yogurt Every time I see a yogurt, the nightmares come back Of my mom giving my brother the very last yogurt
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Recycle Pay for music Laundry Donate to charity Protest Pay for software Dishes Volunteer Carpool Conserve Unclog the toilet Vote
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Quizzes 00:09
Quizzes! I hate quizzes!
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Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Your favorite bands suck Your favorite bike sucks Your favorite food sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Your favorite TV shows suck Your friend named Mike sucks Your favorite games suck Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Your favorite movies suck Your pet named Spike sucks Your favorite shirt sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks Everything you like sucks
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lol wut 01:16
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Let's make fun of the amish! Those stupid ignorant crocks! Let's make fun of the amish! Like the guy on the oatmeal box! They don't believe in electricity Like we're supposed to care I'll give 'em a taste of electricity Put 'em in the fricken' chair! Get 'em out of this fricken' country Put 'em all on boats All they do is make cheese And milk their fricken' goats! Kill the amish; it's the right thing to do.
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Autobots are going down 'Cause there's an evil giant robotic New kid in town! Constructicons Form to create The amalgemous monstrosity that Autobots hate! Right arm is formed by Scavenger! Left leg is formed by Mixmaster! Scrapper, Long Haul, Bone Crusher Make up the rest! Hook creates the head that heroes detest! DEVASTATOR! Constructicons in battle With the Dinobots! They kick and claw and tear and share Commercial spots! But the forces of evil Rule the scene With an iron fist That's purple and green! Right arm is formed by Scavenger! Left leg is formed by Mixmaster! Scrapper, Long Haul, Bone Crusher Make up the rest! Hook creates the head that snaps on to his chest! DEVASTATOR!
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released September 7, 2021

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