I Accidentally The Entire Album

by Soggy Potato Chips

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(darkNES:) Nip slips, leather whips, Soggy Potato Chips!
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Don`t tell mom Please, don`t tell mom C`mon, don`t tell her Don`t tell mom! (That I) Made a sandcastle in the sink Colored on the wall with purple ink Made an ant farm in my dresser drawer Spilled plutonium on the kitchen floor Sat on our gerbil until it was flat Got into the ice cream and kicked the cat Fed our dog Mentos and Diet Coke C`mon, you know that it was just a joke, So don`t tell mom Please don`t tell mom C`mon, don`t tell her Don`t tell mom! No, don`t tell mom Please don`t tell mom C`mon, don`t tell her Don`t tell mom! (That I got a) Bunch of blood on her favorite shirt And filled the coffee machine with dirt Stayed up past midnight playing tetris Watched the tapes under our roommate`s mattress Stole candy bars and stuffed my pockets Killed a hobo and flushed dad`s wallet Sent a bomb threat to a public school And tried to drown a kid in a public pool Don`t tell mom Please don`t tell mom C`mon, don`t tell her Don`t tell mom! No, don`t tell mom Please don`t tell mom C`mon, don`t tell her Don`t tell mom!
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I'm gonna have some Chicken Fingers After I get them out of the oven- AAHHHH MY FINGER! AH AH AAHHHH!
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Caturday 02:55
I saw a pill lying on the ground But I thought it was a skittle so I munched it down Then I scratched my head and went on my way But strange things started to happen that day I was soon confronted by a gelatinous blob And a pizza that told me to get a job Then floating around me were some feline heads And they had a message for me to spread Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday I soon woke up from what I guess was a dream And I headed to the kitchen to get some ice cream But my freezer started complaining about pensions When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension Where a gravekeeper offered me a deep-fried weiner In the cemetery for vaccuum cleaners Then those cats were everywhere, it was getting absurd And they asked me why I hadn't spread the word Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY! EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY! EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY! 6 months later they let me free From the loonie bin, and I grabbed my keys And hopped in my car and took off fast Knowing I'm past my cat episodes at last Unwinding at home, hopped on my machine Started looking at funny pictures on my screen Then my skin turned pale and I wanted to scream When I saw the phrase that haunts my dreams Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday Every day is Caturday (Here kitty kitty kitty) Every day is Caturday (kitty kitty kitty kitty) Every day is Caturday (Here kitty kitty kitty) Every day is Caturday (kitty kitty kitty kitty) EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY! EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY! EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY! etc.
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Halo 00:20
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid eh doesnt afraid of anything eh kills aleins, eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
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I AM THE ANTI-WHEAT YOU ARE THE ANTI-WHEAT I AM THE ANTI-WHEAT ALL BREAD MUST BE DESTROYED YOU ARE THE ANTI-WHEAT ALL OUR WHEAT MUST BE SAVED I AM THE ANTI-WHEAT ALL FLOUR MUST BE DESTROYED YOU ARE THE ANTI-WHEAT ANTI-WHEAT MUST BE DESTROYED Cookies Pizza Crackers Donuts Croutons Pie Croissants Doritos...MUST BE DESTROYED YOU ARE THE ANTI-WHEAT ANTI-WHEAT WILL BE DESTROYED I AM THE ANTI-WHEAT WHEAT-EATERS WILL BE DESTROYED WE USE WHEAT ON THE ANTI-WHEAT ANTI-WHEAT HAS BEEN DESTROYED I AM THE ANTI-WHEAT ANTI-WHEAT WILL BE BACK
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No Reason 00:26
I'm being loud (being loud) I'm being loud for no reason I'm being loud (being loud) I'm being loud for no reason I'm being loud (being loud) I'm being loud for no reason I'm being loud (being loud) I'm being loud for no reason
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Windows Lamps Hearts Dishes Laws Vinyl Records Dreams Laptops Preoccupations English Glasses Women's feelings
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Paperclip!
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Nintendo 00:20
I think Nintendo is a pretty cool guy I think Nintendo is a pretty cool guy I think Nintendo is a pretty cool guy I think Nintendo is a pretty cool guy Eh eats mushrooms and doesn't afraid Eh doesn't afraid of anything Eh eats mushrooms, eh eats mushrooms And doesn't afraid of anything!
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Old people suck They`re just a waste of space I really can`t stand `em They need to be replaced They always stay alive Week after week To whine about insurance And pinch you on the cheek Many don`t have teeth So all they eat is mush We`ll cut them into pieces Then down the toilet we`ll flush Old people suck They`re wasting all our taxes It`s time to round them up And grind `em down with axes They can never hear you Unless you speak up So they`ll never hear us coming If we simply sneak up Let`s go hunt some seniors If you need a gun, well here`s a free one Old people suck So I hope I don`t grow up to be one
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Probably 00:13
We're probably all gonna die We're probably all gonna die Really soon
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Portal 00:20
I think Portal is a pretty cool guy I think Portal is a pretty cool guy I think Portal is a pretty cool guy I think Portal is a pretty cool guy Eh lies about cake and doesn't afraid Eh doesn't afraid of anything Eh lies about cake, eh lies about cake And doesn't afraid of anything!
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We celebrate your birthday Even if you don't Be glad you're getting older 'Cause when you're dead you won't So happy happy birthday From everyone you know Now we light the candles And birthday boy you BLOW!!!
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Mom! (repeated improvisionally)
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Pro-Choice 00:20
I think Pro-Choice is a pretty cool guy I think Pro-Choice is a pretty cool guy I think Pro-Choice is a pretty cool guy I think Pro-Choice is a pretty cool guy Eh kills babies and doesn't afraid Eh doesn't afraid of anything Eh kills babies, eh kills babies And doesn't afraid of anything!
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New Coke 00:56
I like Coke I really like Coke Coke is better than Pepsi
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monster school student bodies always seem to be diverse with like a mummy and a zombie and a demon student nurse and a mortician bus driver 'cause the bus is a hearse but one type of monster always has it the worst 'cause the werewolf guy's gig is to howl at the moon and the vampire kid can make the ladies swoon but you'll always wait for 3 in the afternoon if you're the fish kid from the black lagoon 'cause you need water to breathe can't take french 3 amphibiously were you a zombie fish boy, well then i 'spose it wouldn't matter as the undead do not require a breathing apparatus but i've never seen a revenant complete a swan dive fish men maybe monsters, but they're clearly alive can't be a football star like frankenstein the impact would surely crack your fragile spines can't be in the school play with the opera phantom nerds 'cause your aquatic vocal chords can't ennuciate words can't get a steady girl or friend with benefits 'cause no lady likes a guy who's been a fish but as marine based life, you can still take pride in fearing no swirly or bubbler ride 'cause you need water to breathe can't take trigonometry amphibiously were you a zombie fish boy, well then i 'spose it wouldn't matter as the undead do not require a breathing apparatus but i've never seen a revenant complete a swan dive fish men maybe monsters, but they're clearly alive and i'm glad they're not zombies for i confess that i'm way done with zombies but i digress the point is that school will make you depressed if you've got gills on your face and scales on your chest
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This album has Caturday, Don't Tell Mom, and a bunch of other stuff no one cares about.

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released September 8, 2021

Album art: the great Luke Ski www.thegreatlukeski.com

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