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This song was very close to being included in my earlier album, Extra Cheese, but I had a few lines of lyrics to write left and couldn't come up with anything, and I hit the deadline when I needed to start putting the master together and print CDs. Very unfortunate as I believe that album would have been much less lacking in substance with it.

lyrics

I saw a pill lying on the ground
But I thought it was a skittle so I munched it down
Then I scratched my head and went on my way
But strange things started to happen that day
I was soon confronted by a gelatinous blob
And a pizza that told me to get a job
Then floating around me were some feline heads
And they had a message for me to spread

Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday

I soon woke up from what I guess was a dream
And I headed to the kitchen to get some ice cream
But my freezer started complaining about pensions
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
Where a gravekeeper offered me a deep-fried weiner
In the cemetery for vaccuum cleaners
Then those cats were everywhere, it was getting absurd
And they asked me why I hadn't spread the word

Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday

EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY!
EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY!
EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY!

6 months later they let me free
From the loonie bin, and I grabbed my keys
And hopped in my car and took off fast
Knowing I'm past my cat episodes at last
Unwinding at home, hopped on my machine
Started looking at funny pictures on my screen
Then my skin turned pale and I wanted to scream
When I saw the phrase that haunts my dreams

Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday
Every day is Caturday (Here kitty kitty kitty)
Every day is Caturday (kitty kitty kitty kitty)
Every day is Caturday (Here kitty kitty kitty)
Every day is Caturday (kitty kitty kitty kitty)

EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY!
EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY!
EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY!

etc.

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from I Accidentally The Entire Album, released September 8, 2021

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