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Old People Suck (Metal Version)

from I Accidentally The Entire Album by Soggy Potato Chips

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A new version of a pre-In-Stereo song using the introductory instrumental track from In Stereo. Aren't I so edgy?


Old people suck
They`re just a waste of space
I really can`t stand `em
They need to be replaced

They always stay alive
Week after week
To whine about insurance
And pinch you on the cheek

Many don`t have teeth
So all they eat is mush
We`ll cut them into pieces
Then down the toilet we`ll flush

Old people suck
They`re wasting all our taxes
It`s time to round them up
And grind `em down with axes

They can never hear you
Unless you speak up
So they`ll never hear us coming
If we simply sneak up

Let`s go hunt some seniors
If you need a gun, well here`s a free one
Old people suck
So I hope I don`t grow up to be one


from I Accidentally The Entire Album, released September 8, 2021


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