1. |
In Stereo
03:36
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None
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2. |
Alchav
01:30
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3. |
I'm So Talented
00:16
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(Kristi:) You're soooo talented.
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4. |
Cold
02:23
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I'm Alchav, sitting in my room collecting large amounts of pay
I'm selling my records way too overpriced because that's the Alchav way
But even though I have a zillion dollars I am quite displeased
Because it's freaking cold out and I don't like to freeze
We've got nothing to burn, not even one log
So I'm sitting here freezing listening to "Get a Real Dog"
I wish I had some hot tea or something, yes that's what I'm dreaming
But I'm just sittin' here, swearing, yelling, and screaming
('Cause)
I'm cold!
I'm cold!
I'm cold!
I'm cold!
My thick sweater isn't doing the trick
So I just have to ask, what the frick?
Why don't you turn the thermostat up?
I ask you if you aren't cold as well and you say "yup"
So I'll make some hot chocolate to keep me warm
At least there isn't a freightning storm
My shoulder hurts, and there's a hair on my soap
And we're all out of Coke! But right now with what I cannot cope
(is)
I'm cold!
I'm cold!
I'm cold!
I'm cold!
I suppose this is what I was begging for back when it was hot
But I'm shaking, shivering and spasticating a lot
There are 2 huge icicles coming out of my nose
I'm about to die because my whole body is frozed
Singing this song isn't really going to help
I wish I could be visited by a magical heat elf
Who would cure me of my low body heat
But that'll never happen so I'll just scream to this beat
I'm cold!
I'm cold!
I'm cold!
I'm cold!
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5. |
Things That Are Yellow
01:04
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The Sun
Cheddar cheese
Spongebob
Chicks
Dandelions
Butter
The Simpsons
That candle
Canola oil
Lemons
Super Saiyans
School buses
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6. |
Eggs
00:18
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Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs
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7. |
Coke
00:48
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I like Coke
I really like Coke
Coke is better than Pepsi
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8. |
Morning Angst
03:31
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I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
(George W. Bush:) You gotta keep repeating things over and over and over again.
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
I hate deodorant!
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9. |
Woo
00:20
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Woo! Yeah! Woo! Uh-huh!
Woo! Yeah! Woo! Uh-huh!
Woo! Yeah! Woo! Uh-huh!
Woo! Yeah! Woo! Uh-huh!
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10. |
Off the Hook
00:29
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That's off the hook!
(phone lady:) We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed; if you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the area code and the number and try your call again.
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11. |
Coke (Cherry Version)
00:48
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I like Cherry Coke
I really like Cherry Coke
Cherry Coke is better Wild Cherry Pepsi
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12. |
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Hiei is poking himself with a sword
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13. |
Coke (Kristi Version)
00:48
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I hate Coke
I really hate Coke
Coke sucks
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14. |
Paper Bag
00:32
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What's in the paper bag?
I don't know!
What's in the paper bag?
I'm afraid to check!
What's in the paper bag?
I don't know!
What's in the paper bag?
Maybe a severed neck!
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15. |
Drum Solo #172
01:00
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16. |
Dr Pepper
00:48
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I like Dr Pepper
Dr Pepper is good
Dr Pepper is almost as good as Coke
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17. |
Office Life
00:04
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Paperclip
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18. |
Noodles in My Brain
00:49
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Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
Noodles in my brain!
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19. |
Religious Debate
05:30
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20. |
Coke (Rap Version)
00:48
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I like Coke
I really like Coke
Coke is better than Pepsi
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21. |
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I hope there's no distortion on this one
I hope there's no distortion on this one
I hope there's no distortion on this one
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22. |
The Swarm
02:30
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23. |
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I like Annie's Homegrown Cheddar Bunnies
I really like Annie's Homegrown Cheddar Bunnies
Annie's Homegrown Cheddar Bunnies are better than Pepperidge Farm Goldfish Crackers
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24. |
Headache
01:00
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Headache, headache, headache, headache, headache, headache, headache, I've got a headache
(Repeat)
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25. |
KTHXBYE
06:00
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26. |
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27. |
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28. |
Are You Feeling Jollical
01:23
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