The Minja EP

by Soggy Potato Chips

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Oh man, check this out! You're not going to believe this! This is so awesome! Yeah! Might as well skip the track now `Cuz the intro's over And let's face it The rest of the song sucks This is that song You only like the intro to This is that song That you only like the intro to Yeah this is that song You only like the intro to This is that song That you only like the intro to You know what? I'm just going to fade this out right here, put this song out of its misery (sigh)...
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You`d better sit down, `cause I`m About to rock your socks off You`ll never believe what I`ve got `Cause I`ve got a cardboard (box) You can`t stop me More awesome than you`ll ever be Nobody can stop me When I`m in my cardboard box I`ve got a cardboard box I`ve got a cardboard box You don`t have a cardboard box But I have a card(board box) You`re bored out of your mind Playing with your LEGO blocks But I`ll have hours of Fun with my cardboard (box) You can`t stop me You might as well just up and flee Nobody can stop me `Cause I`ve got a cardboard box
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I needed ideas for filler tracks for the disc So I hopped on Facebook, and then what I posted was Give me a title and I'll write a song to it Give me a title and I'll write a song to it Christ Mezzolesta is quite the clever guy When he responded to it what he said was Give me a title and I'll write a song to it Give me a title and I'll write a song to it Give me a title and I'll write a song to it Give me a title and I'll write a song to it
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Minjas 01:10
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I wanna be a pretty pink princess Wanna be a pretty pink princess Riding to my palace on a pretty pink pony Being a princess would be so much fun I'd have so much money that I'd own the sun Breakdown! I wanna be a pretty pink princess Wanna be a pretty pink princess Riding to my palace on a pretty pink pony Wanna be a pretty pink princess Wanna be a pretty pink princess Riding to my palace on a pretty pink pony
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Stabbing the carrots Burning the squash Shooting the beets Murdering the Vegetables Mutilating the mustard Flooding the onions Blasting the green beans Murdering the Vegetables Crushing the lettuce Stomping on the corn Harpooning the pumpkins Murdering the Vegetables Starving the artichoke Asphyxiating the lentils Annihilating the soybeans Murdering the Vegetables My parents always said, I should Eat them up they`re good for me, but they Taste so bad I'd rather Down my own pee, and I Swore growing up that some Day I'd grow to fame, by Making absolute sure nobody Else went through the same, so I`m Punching the turnips Burying the celery Dismembering the cauliflower Murdering the Vegetables Decapitating the broccoli Dehydrating the kale Blowing up the spinach Murdering the Vegetables Destroying the peas Learning tomatoes aren't vegetables Wiping out the garlic Murdering the Vegetables Suicide bombing the potatoes Nuking the asparagus Making fun of the rice until they kill themselves Murdering the Vegetables I've been at this for...3 days now. I've managed to destroy over 400 of these vile plants. So, my mission should be just about complete...right? How many vegetables are there? Man, I'm hungry...
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I can't believe you're gone From my life you've been withdrawn Nobody will ever understand the pain I don't know what to do I can't live without you For the last several years I've been slowly going insane And I'll never forget the day I found you'd gone away I went down to the grocery store and I was soon aghast Nearly pulled out all my hair To find you were not there I grabbed a lowly service rep and asked What happened to the SURGE!!! SURGE!!! I can't live without SURGE!!! SURGE!!! Red Bull sucks! (Feed the rush!) Mountain Dew sucks! (Feed the rush!) Vitamin Energy sucks! (Feed the rush!) 7up sucks! (Feed the rush!) Monster sucks! (Feed the rush!) Mello Yello sucks! (Feed the rush!) Jolt Cola sucks! (Feed the rush!) Sierra Mist really sucks! (Feed the rush!) Since 2001 we've been apart Leaving a soda-can shaped hole in my heart savesurge.org I found, I'm not the only one feeling deplored 'Cause we loyally drank it every single day But still we were betrayed And our pleas to bring it back have gone completely frickin' ignored Protesting in the streets We won't accept defeat Taking our elixir away is totally unfair Our screams they tried to halt With this new drink they called "Vault" It's an all-right drink, I must admit, but nothing will ever, ever compare to SURGE!!! SURGE!!! I can't live without SURGE!!! SURGE!!! SURGE!!! SURGE!!! I can't live without SURGE!!! SURGE!!! SURGE!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneone
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Bob was born and then he lived and did some stuff and then he died
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SpaghettiOs in my cereal There's SpaghettiOs in my cereal SpaghettiOs don't belong in cereal SpaghettiOs belong in SpaghetiiOs SpaghettiOs in my cereal There's SpaghettiOs in my cereal
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Insanity 01:05
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Wild crazy ninjas Wailing on guitars Freaking out and getting wild It`s wild crazy ninjas, wailing on guitars Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! They`re mammals from japan with incredible skill They fight all the time, flip out and kill Using all kinds of awesome of Ninja weapons Like katanas, nun-chucks and Ninja stars Killing pirates, samurai, everything inbetween They do this all without ever being seen The only evidence that Ninjas exist Is the sound at night when they grab their guitars And shred!!! Heavy metal ninjas Wailing on guitars Destroying your face off It`s ninjas flipping out, and wailing on guitars Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! (EMC:) Ninjas are great at playing guitar They play snippets of Slayer and throw ninja stars Impressing the ladies they shred and they wail If you don`t like it they`re quick to impale Beheading and shredding they do it so fast Sweating on stage no thanks to the ninja mask They thrill you, they kill you, their style will getcha Ninjas are awesome, that`s why they`re called ninjas Twisted angry ninjas Wailing on guitars The awesomeness will kill you When sick, twisted ninjas, wail on guitars Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Their thrashing on guitars always leaves me in a trance It`s just so cool I want to crap my pants If they wanted to, they could play every single Instrument in a band live by themselves They pulverize their foes with devastating might While playing the soundtrack to their own fights The sound of their guitars can be heard from space `Cause their amplifiers knobs go all the way up to TWELVE!!! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars! Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
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This was intended to be a small taste of what I hoped to be an epic upcoming album: Ninja BBQ. Then I got addicted to World of Warcraft, my hard drive failed on me, and then I got divorced. There's only one song that was not on the Minja EP that was finished for Ninja BBQ: the lead track, Ninjas Wailing on Guitars. I've included it in this release.

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released September 8, 2021

Album art: Earl Luckes - turnidoffcomics@yahoo.com

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