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The Minja EP Song
01:30
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Oh man, check this out!
You're not going to believe this!
This is so awesome!
Yeah!
Might as well skip the track now
`Cuz the intro's over
And let's face it
The rest of the song sucks
This is that song
You only like the intro to
This is that song
That you only like the intro to
Yeah this is that song
You only like the intro to
This is that song
That you only like the intro to
You know what?
I'm just going to fade this out right here,
put this song out of its misery
(sigh)...
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Cardboard Box
01:00
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You`d better sit down, `cause I`m
About to rock your socks off
You`ll never believe what I`ve got
`Cause I`ve got a cardboard (box)
You can`t stop me
More awesome than you`ll ever be
Nobody can stop me
When I`m in my cardboard box
I`ve got a cardboard box
I`ve got a cardboard box
You don`t have a cardboard box
But I have a card(board box)
You`re bored out of your mind
Playing with your LEGO blocks
But I`ll have hours of
Fun with my cardboard (box)
You can`t stop me
You might as well just up and flee
Nobody can stop me
`Cause I`ve got a cardboard box
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I needed ideas for filler tracks for the disc
So I hopped on Facebook, and then what I posted was
Give me a title and I'll write a song to it
Give me a title and I'll write a song to it
Christ Mezzolesta is quite the clever guy
When he responded to it what he said was
Give me a title and I'll write a song to it
Give me a title and I'll write a song to it
Give me a title and I'll write a song to it
Give me a title and I'll write a song to it
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Minjas
01:10
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Pretty Pink Princess
00:45
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I wanna be a pretty pink princess
Wanna be a pretty pink princess
Riding to my palace on a pretty pink pony
Being a princess would be so much fun
I'd have so much money that I'd own the sun
Breakdown!
I wanna be a pretty pink princess
Wanna be a pretty pink princess
Riding to my palace on a pretty pink pony
Wanna be a pretty pink princess
Wanna be a pretty pink princess
Riding to my palace on a pretty pink pony
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Murdering the Vegetables
02:29
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Stabbing the carrots
Burning the squash
Shooting the beets
Murdering the Vegetables
Mutilating the mustard
Flooding the onions
Blasting the green beans
Murdering the Vegetables
Crushing the lettuce
Stomping on the corn
Harpooning the pumpkins
Murdering the Vegetables
Starving the artichoke
Asphyxiating the lentils
Annihilating the soybeans
Murdering the Vegetables
My parents always said, I should
Eat them up they`re good for me, but they
Taste so bad I'd rather
Down my own pee, and I
Swore growing up that some
Day I'd grow to fame, by
Making absolute sure nobody
Else went through the same, so I`m
Punching the turnips
Burying the celery
Dismembering the cauliflower
Murdering the Vegetables
Decapitating the broccoli
Dehydrating the kale
Blowing up the spinach
Murdering the Vegetables
Destroying the peas
Learning tomatoes aren't vegetables
Wiping out the garlic
Murdering the Vegetables
Suicide bombing the potatoes
Nuking the asparagus
Making fun of the rice until they kill themselves
Murdering the Vegetables
I've been at this for...3 days now.
I've managed to destroy over 400 of these vile plants.
So, my mission should be just about complete...right?
How many vegetables are there?
Man, I'm hungry...
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Citrus Betrayal
02:57
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I can't believe you're gone
From my life you've been withdrawn
Nobody will ever understand the pain
I don't know what to do
I can't live without you
For the last several years I've been slowly going insane
And I'll never forget the day
I found you'd gone away
I went down to the grocery store and I was soon aghast
Nearly pulled out all my hair
To find you were not there
I grabbed a lowly service rep and asked
What happened to the
SURGE!!!
SURGE!!!
I can't live without
SURGE!!!
SURGE!!!
Red Bull sucks! (Feed the rush!)
Mountain Dew sucks! (Feed the rush!)
Vitamin Energy sucks! (Feed the rush!)
7up sucks! (Feed the rush!)
Monster sucks! (Feed the rush!)
Mello Yello sucks! (Feed the rush!)
Jolt Cola sucks! (Feed the rush!)
Sierra Mist really sucks! (Feed the rush!)
Since 2001 we've been apart
Leaving a soda-can shaped hole in my heart
savesurge.org I found, I'm not the only one feeling deplored
'Cause we loyally drank it every single day
But still we were betrayed
And our pleas to bring it back have gone completely frickin' ignored
Protesting in the streets
We won't accept defeat
Taking our elixir away is totally unfair
Our screams they tried to halt
With this new drink they called "Vault"
It's an all-right drink, I must admit, but nothing will ever, ever compare to
SURGE!!!
SURGE!!!
I can't live without
SURGE!!!
SURGE!!!
SURGE!!!
SURGE!!!
I can't live without
SURGE!!!
SURGE!!!
SURGE!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneone
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9. |
My Favorite Key
00:37
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Bob was born and then he lived and did some stuff and then he died
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Severe Brain Damage
02:12
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12. |
SpaghettiOs In My Cereal
00:29
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SpaghettiOs in my cereal
There's SpaghettiOs in my cereal
SpaghettiOs don't belong in cereal
SpaghettiOs belong in SpaghetiiOs
SpaghettiOs in my cereal
There's SpaghettiOs in my cereal
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Insanity
01:05
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Wild crazy ninjas
Wailing on guitars
Freaking out and getting wild
It`s wild crazy ninjas, wailing on guitars
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
They`re mammals from japan with incredible skill
They fight all the time, flip out and kill
Using all kinds of awesome of Ninja weapons
Like katanas, nun-chucks and Ninja stars
Killing pirates, samurai, everything inbetween
They do this all without ever being seen
The only evidence that Ninjas exist
Is the sound at night when they grab their guitars
And shred!!!
Heavy metal ninjas
Wailing on guitars
Destroying your face off
It`s ninjas flipping out, and wailing on guitars
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
(EMC:)
Ninjas are great at playing guitar
They play snippets of Slayer and throw ninja stars
Impressing the ladies they shred and they wail
If you don`t like it they`re quick to impale
Beheading and shredding they do it so fast
Sweating on stage no thanks to the ninja mask
They thrill you, they kill you, their style will getcha
Ninjas are awesome, that`s why they`re called ninjas
Twisted angry ninjas
Wailing on guitars
The awesomeness will kill you
When sick, twisted ninjas, wail on guitars
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Their thrashing on guitars always leaves me in a trance
It`s just so cool I want to crap my pants
If they wanted to, they could play every single
Instrument in a band live by themselves
They pulverize their foes with devastating might
While playing the soundtrack to their own fights
The sound of their guitars can be heard from space
`Cause their amplifiers knobs go all the way up
to TWELVE!!!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
Ninjas! Wailing on guitars!
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Stoogefighter Theme
01:14
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25. |
Unused Instrumental #7
01:39
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26. |
Unused Instrumental #8
02:25
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27. |
Unused Instrumental #9
01:47
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